whos the owner of that rhyme?
is it Pikey or is it Grunt?
who would have thought
that one of them is a ......
schoolteacher?
is it Pikey or is it Grunt?
who would have thought
that one of them is a ......
schoolteacher?
GRUNT
Well-Known Member
This un was ritten by a LZer.
Gust Becos I Cud Not Spel
Gust becos I cud not spel
It did not mean I was daft
When the boys in school red my riting
Some of them Laffed.
But now Iam the dictater
They have to rite like me
Otherwise they cannot pas ther GCSE
Some of the girls wer ok
But those who laaffed a lot
Have al bean rownded up
And hav recintly bean shot
The teecher who corrected my speling
As not been shot at al
But four the last fifteen howers
As bean standing up against a wal
He has to stand ther until he can spel
Figgymisgrugifooniyn the rite way
I think he will stand there forever
I just inventid it today
Gust Becos I Cud Not Spel
Gust becos I cud not spel
It did not mean I was daft
When the boys in school red my riting
Some of them Laffed.
But now Iam the dictater
They have to rite like me
Otherwise they cannot pas ther GCSE
Some of the girls wer ok
But those who laaffed a lot
Have al bean rownded up
And hav recintly bean shot
The teecher who corrected my speling
As not been shot at al
But four the last fifteen howers
As bean standing up against a wal
He has to stand ther until he can spel
Figgymisgrugifooniyn the rite way
I think he will stand there forever
I just inventid it today
Series 3 makes me wee!
New Member
Hmm..... that gives me a lot of information about how this forum works.....
well dunt keep to yerself pass it on to the rest of us!
G man yous been knocking round sams in brentwood again?
As fer welcoming newbies and dat, take the rough with the smoove.Ryder has got a SHOGUN!!! and hes still wlecome!
I understand thet you likes Vdubs, Is like landys.You done loads to yer motor, Is done very lttle cept break it.But come what may people on here might call ya a knob they might help ya(usually a bit of both).Like red sez stay if ya want, go if ya want.Upset bods and they'll kick off.just like at Morrisons or any where else!
As fer welcoming newbies and dat, take the rough with the smoove.Ryder has got a SHOGUN!!! and hes still wlecome!
I understand thet you likes Vdubs, Is like landys.You done loads to yer motor, Is done very lttle cept break it.But come what may people on here might call ya a knob they might help ya(usually a bit of both).Like red sez stay if ya want, go if ya want.Upset bods and they'll kick off.just like at Morrisons or any where else!
ikon and diva werent it?not been there since some geezer felt up me missus and then laughed about it with his mates.I had him by the throat up a wall and then realised there was three of them but me mates had fooked off to get a cab.I was alright with 2 of em but the small one was a terrier!
tugumafu
New Member
its a bit of a pantomine this...
Grippa
New Member
So yer'll be Widow Tugmafanny?
G-man
BBQ king
sonly scary if yous warin a sheepskin jacket coz ee will be roit ****ed orft you killed one of his 'flock' to make a jakkit
