Hey boys, he showed contrition, so give the poor sod a chance, AND he didn't go buy a slitty, so he can't be all bad really.

By the way, Mr Raeberac, I had the injectors out of my TD5 at 20k miles and 20 months, still over a year inside warranty, because a frigging penny copper washer under an injector wasn't right and stopped the motor. There was NO chance of me letting the local main stealer have it to fix. Their drug crazed yobbos won't be touching my car if I can help it.

Plate the EGR immediately if you have any sense.

Enjoy your battles with Mr Slob, and Mr Grunt.
Those guys have the patience of saints, but not necessarily many other saintly attributes.

They will generally provide excellent advice though!

CharlesY


oi! lord slob if yer dunt mind!
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bloody peasant
 
i never knew you dont have to MOT a new car for the first 3 years??? now how cool is that.

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What a ****!
Obviously this guy has lots to learn!
A. Landys aint performance cars
B. Dont steal other peoples ideas (ie the give a **** ometer) makes you look like even more of a ****
c. Obviously never had a new car before or he is just not aware of Ministry of transport law.

Regards
Urquhart Smythe the 3rd :D
 
I kinda thought half the fun of owning a landy was so you can fix the endless problems that crop every one or two weeks. Keeps you on your toes and keeps you in a kinship with the machine. "Labour of Love" . You apreciate something a lot more if you spend countless hours looking inside its guts and repairing dodgy looking intestinal parts.

I took an old Landcruiser and a Hilux across Australias arid land with no trouble at all so they arent to bad although had some trouble with the cruisers 5th gear in the box that needed special attention. and the rear diff and wheel hubs leaked badly on the hilux. But it was hard going across the dirt rocks and sand. Wish i had a landy though. They were both heavily laden all the time too.
 
I new realise what my Landy is called a "Discovery"./

Every time I start her up is likely to lead to a new discovery of something going belly-up.

It's still a great car, and NO slitty comes close when push come to shove.

CharlesY
 
nope never had a new car, never been in the position to afford a new one till now.

i do enjoy a good fiddel with something but at this time in my life i am too bussy macking money to have the time to be fixing things.

if you all want a laugh here is a list of my previous cars since 17.

rover metro 1.1 s, rover metro 1.4 gta, rover metro 1.4 gti, rover metro 1.4gti black, rover metro 1.4gti red, rover metro 1.4gti white. rover 620 si, vaxhaull astra 1.4 land rover discovery 200 td, land rover discovery 300tdi, landrover defender td5 and my new one comming on sat.

i am sure joseph did not invent the give a **** ometer so be sure to tell the **** not to pinch other peoples ideas.

i am sure i will get more enjoyment tacking my new un back to the garage to get new bits fitted than i would doing it myself.
 
ffs yer ****er.. i've lost count of the number of times you have said one thing then in a later post you say the opposite..

I.E. " just think of all those nice weekends i will have not fiddeling with dirty old landrovers in the barn, oh well ill be thinking of you all"

which was quickly followed by

"i do enjoy a good fiddel with something "
or

"how dignified. good old british enginering. think i will get a toyota"

which had the follow up of

"going to pick up a nice new toyota twin cab pick up. bye bye ****ty old british crap cars, hello pleasurable days of trouble free motoring."

and then ........

"i have just purchased a new vehicle with warranty ect and i intend to "look after this one" NOT A TOYOTA, but a Landrover "


you make about as much sense as a DK17 " how to " thread
 
He may have a problem telling the difference between forwards and reverse if he back-pedals like that all the time.

CharlesY