need to wrap it up to make it look like a sex toy or something so she wont open it :rolleyes:
 
Well she opens all my parcels because i like to know what has arrived.. if i ask her not to open that she will be suspiscious....

usually thinking its a present for her!

Ill just have to prepare me'sen for the verbal raping i shall get when she finds out what it is
 
Well she opens all my parcels because i like to know what has arrived.. if i ask her not to open that she will be suspiscious....

usually thinking its a present for her!

Ill just have to prepare me'sen for the verbal raping i shall get when she finds out what it is

You could save your self the ear bending and let me havit :D
 
Well she opens all my parcels because i like to know what has arrived.. if i ask her not to open that she will be suspiscious....

usually thinking its a present for her!

Ill just have to prepare me'sen for the verbal raping i shall get when she finds out what it is

Have you not got a sympathetic neighbour that you could get it sent to:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
 
ill deal with the issues. Im sure she will find the image of me with a rifle sexy?

thats the way im approachin it anyway!
 
ill deal with the issues. Im sure she will find the image of me with a rifle sexy?


:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

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cheers wolf its spot on.

i can now sit there making bang bang noises like the child i am :)
 
it mostly revolved around...

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blah blah blah... typical wimmins talk :rolleyes:


they just dont get it! :D
 

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