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Jack90

New Member

• Dec 1, 2010

• #1

186 miles to a brimmed tank of diesel.

what needs fixing?

 

storm99

Spreading Joy & Harmony

• Dec 1, 2010

• #2

My toilet. And the kettle needs de-scaling.

 

Bromsgrove Defender

Well-Known Member

• Dec 1, 2010

• #3

storm99 said:

My toilet. And the kettle needs de-scaling.

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Is it the flush thats not workin or is it blocked

 

storm99

Spreading Joy & Harmony

• Dec 1, 2010

• #4

Its the flush.

 

Bromsgrove Defender

Well-Known Member

• Dec 1, 2010

• #5

Bugger STORM WHAT MAKE OF TOILET IS IT ?

 

storm99

Spreading Joy & Harmony

• Dec 1, 2010

• #6

Bromsgrove Defender said:

Bugger STORM WHAT MAKE OF TOILET IS IT ?

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Surely thats not important?

 

Bromsgrove Defender

Well-Known Member

• Dec 1, 2010

• #7

No yr right it's not




WHAT MAKE OF FLUSH IS IT ?

 

storm99

Spreading Joy & Harmony

• Dec 1, 2010

• #8

Its a white one. With fluid in it.

 

Bromsgrove Defender

Well-Known Member

• Dec 1, 2010

• #9

OMG NO thats the cistern :doh:

 

storm99

Spreading Joy & Harmony

• Dec 1, 2010

• #10

Look, stop asking things, its me that asks the question and gives no information whatsoever in the question.

Your job is to answer the question fully using mystic meg or one of your balls.

 

Bromsgrove Defender

Well-Known Member

• Dec 1, 2010

• #11

storm99 said:

Look, stop asking things, its me that asks the question and gives no information whatsoever in the question.

Your job is to answer the question fully using mystic meg or one of your balls.

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Oi thats casting aspertions on my bits I doesn't have crystal balls

I dont need to see when I'm...... never you mind

No then back to answering yr question. Have ya got a Brummie screwdriver ?

 

storm99

Spreading Joy & Harmony

• Dec 1, 2010

• #12

I may have..but you'll have to guess.

84


Maltesers.


Hope that helps.

 

mal4936

New Member

• Dec 1, 2010

• #13

storm99 said:

My toilet. And the kettle needs de-scaling.

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you ain't bin using toilet paper produced by ****part have you you should know things they produce ain't even fit to wipe your arse with

 

storm99

Spreading Joy & Harmony

• Dec 1, 2010

• #14

Wonder what happened to Jack90?


Maybe he's out filling his (?) with diesel.

 

Bromsgrove Defender

Well-Known Member

• Dec 1, 2010

• #15

storm99 said:

I may have..but you'll have to guess.

84


Maltesers.


Hope that helps.

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Yup just tap it bloody hard like.



Noe then descale yr kettle win toilet descaler. Oh and if ya want t know next weeks lottery numbers pm me

 

storm99

Spreading Joy & Harmony

• Dec 1, 2010

• #16

Bromsgrove Defender said:

Yup just tap it bloody hard like.



Noe then descale yr kettle win toilet descaler. Oh and if ya want t know next weeks lottery numbers pm me

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Oh thats worked a treat! All my wee is on the floor where it normally is. Thanks!

 

Bromsgrove Defender

Well-Known Member

• Dec 1, 2010

• #17

Yr more than welcome.

we is only ere to serve

 

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Jack90

New Member

• Dec 2, 2010

• #18

lol just so happens im a plumber>>>>

you fix my landy, ill sort ya toilet and ya kettle.

quite funny when i logged in a read that.

2.5Td 90

 

Last edited: Dec 2, 2010