So do most on the forum in person. Most members I have met are a good bit nicer than they appear on LZ.
Something about the forum environment makes people come across at their worst.
It's an alter ego!! You let your inner child out when you on here!!! And without the fear of getting wrong off the missus and her saying" grow up"" but that doesn't apply to me!! She reads all the posts and knows I'm an immature Mong!!! But if we ever meet up!! I will be as quiet as a mouse!! I dont mix well with people!!! Because I'm frightened to open me gob incase I offend!! I can't get kicked in the nuts on the forum!!!
 
Anyhoo!!! I take it nobody wants any of this disco for free then!!!never had one enquiry yet!!! If it was a freelander I could understand that I couldn't give it away!!

I would give it time. Some people only log in once in a while, and then some of them live miles from you, and some of them have a Defender, or a Rangie, or a Freelander.

Give it a few weeks, you may find people message you about the bits.
 
Impatience again!! Thanks!!! If it was a defender!! They would all be here scrapping in the car park over who's getting what!! Unfortunately I'm on the bottom rung of the ladder!!! Ermm no!!! I've just stood on a hippo owner to get to the bottom rung!! So the only way is up!!!!
 
Must dash!! I've got one of those customer people things wanting work done!!! All work and no play!! To be continued ............
 
Impatience again!! Thanks!!! If it was a defender!! They would all be here scrapping in the car park over who's getting what!! Unfortunately I'm on the bottom rung of the ladder!!! Ermm no!!! I've just stood on a hippo owner to get to the bottom rung!! So the only way is up!!!!

Nothing wrong with Discos. Not much less capable off road than a Defender, much more comfortable, and much better value! ;):)

Not as good value as my Mondeo, though. I only paid £1200 quid, and done over 30,000 miles already. :cool:
 
Nothing wrong with Discos. Not much less capable off road than a Defender, much more comfortable, and much better value! ;):)

Not as good value as my Mondeo, though. I only paid £1200 quid, and done over 30,000 miles already. :cool:
You can't get nowt for 1200 quid these days that's reliable!!!
And I here you on the disco!!! I'm not frightened to scratch mine!!!but I seen a defender owner get carried away on a stretcher last time we out!! Bit of an over reaction like!! He only got a little bit mud on his brand new rope that was wrapped around his nudge bar!!!! I knew instantly he was all show and no knickers...
he had slippers on!!!!
 
You can't get nowt for 1200 quid these days that's reliable!!!
And I here you on the disco!!! I'm not frightened to scratch mine!!!but I seen a defender owner get carried away on a stretcher last time we out!! Bit of an over reaction like!! He only got a little bit mud on his brand new rope that was wrapped around his nudge bar!!!! I knew instantly he was all show and no knickers...
he had slippers on!!!!

Mondeo has never missed a beat. I went through it, and changed the cambelt, and a few other bits. Runs like a dream, no rust, solid as a rock! :)
 
You can't get nowt for 1200 quid these days that's reliable!!!
And I here you on the disco!!! I'm not frightened to scratch mine!!!but I seen a defender owner get carried away on a stretcher last time we out!! Bit of an over reaction like!! He only got a little bit mud on his brand new rope that was wrapped around his nudge bar!!!! I knew instantly he was all show and no knickers...
he had slippers on!!!!

People like that are funny.......Complain about scratchy greenlanes...Make me giggle.

Cheers
 
This time I'm going to have to go!! This customer is still standing at the door!!! Looking angry!!!
 
Impotent again!! Thanks!!! If it was a defender!! They would all be here scrapping over the pig in the car park over who's getting what!! Unfortunately I'm taking it up the bottom And biting the ladder!!! Ermm no!!! I've just reached around on a hippo owner to get to the bottom rung!! So the only way is up!!!!

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Just one thing what good is a fecking car with no wheels
 
Edited for accuracy;

Just one thing what good is a fecking car with no wheels
Barstuard!!! Took me a while to work out where you edited it.. it's not a pig!! And has Wor lass sent you a PM as i here that off her every night!!! She keeps saying "why can't you get aroused? Is it me?" And I say " unfortunately pet! Your minging"
 
Hahah!! Just seen the rest of it !!! Lol.. ladder bitting!! We only had bed frames to chew on in Durham!!!
 
Can't realy say!! It's really embarrassing, just incase you know people.. thing is I was only subcontracting in there fixing one of the stainless steel ****pots... next thing I know.. it's like a scene out of that film SCUM.. only thing is it Wornt in a green house!!!
I've never admitted this to anyone!! As I'm ashamed .. but I know this won't go any further!! I feel like I can trust you fellow discovery owners!! And no I didnt enjoy at first !!!
 
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Can't realy say!! It's really embarrassing, just incase you know people.. thing is I was only subcontracting in there fixing one of the stainless steel ****pots... next thing I know.. it's like a scene out of that film SCUM.. only thing is it Wornt in a green house!!!
I've never admitted this to anyone!! As I'm ashamed .. but I know this won't go any further!! I feel like I can trust you fellow discovery owners!! And no I didnt it enjoy at first !!!

Disco owners you may be able to trust but us Range Rover boys are cnuts
 

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