johnny curt 1
Well-Known Member
sorry but if a bird sh1t on my landy after id just washed it id send her back to live with her fekkin mother 
chunkymunky
New Member
Wasn't there a thing about a kid screwing chickens. Had a coop full of them. His mother knew and was like "he'll grow out of it"
johnny curt 1
Well-Known Member
I'm fed up wuv birds ****ting on my landy
Then agen the wimmin around here are abit rough
:hysterically_laughi:hysterically_laughi
chunkymunky
New Member
Grimmer
THE Winner
A large Monkey (Not Vaggy) shat on the roof of my Fender at Knowsley safari park, not just a splatter of **** either, this was a HOOOOOGGGGEEEEEEE log on ma roof, while another Monkey was ****ing himself stupid on ma bonnet
Not really any help, but thought I'd mention it
Oh, 110, just for your information, the 2nd (****ing) Monkey, could, errr, you know........ Sort himself out:brushteeth::brushteeth::brushteeth::brushteeth:
) shat on the roof of my Fender at Knowsley safari park, not just a splatter of **** either, this was a HOOOOOGGGGEEEEEEE log on ma roof, while another Monkey was ****ing himself stupid on ma bonnetNot really any help, but thought I'd mention it
Oh, 110, just for your information, the 2nd (****ing) Monkey, could, errr, you know........ Sort himself out
:brushteeth::brushteeth::brushteeth::brushteeth:
chunkymunky
New Member
A large Monkey (Not Vaggy
Not really any help, but thought I'd mention it
Oh, 110, just for your information, the 2nd (****ing) Monkey, could, errr, you know........ Sort himself out
Hysterical laughter
lilman
New Member
:hysterically_laughi:hysterically_laughiA large Monkey (Not Vaggy
Not really any help, but thought I'd mention it
Oh, 110, just for your information, the 2nd (****ing) Monkey, could, errr, you know........ Sort himself out
bushwwacker
Well-Known Member
MoorlandBOB
Banned
get a cat fluffy toy and fit it to the roof..
the_wolf
Well-Known Member
There'll be no point in fitting a fake animal type deterrent, it won't be long before the birds realise that its not real/not a threat and they come back. Hence why scarecrows aren't much use. The fishing line idea mentioned earlier would be best and would be pretty much invisible as well
MoorlandBOB
Banned
bollocks
mate of mine fitted a plastic owl to his roof and never had a problem again...
lanny man 90
Well-Known Member
A large Monkey (Not Vaggy
Not really any help, but thought I'd mention it
Oh, 110, just for your information, the 2nd (****ing) Monkey, could, errr, you know........ Sort himself out
That's Knowsley for you I'm surprised it wasn't the locals before you even got to the safari park
CSquadronTheRoyalYeomanry
New Member
Hmm... Never thought about that. This could pose a problem for us. Haha!
