Seeing as you live in France you won't have heard the radio advert for Freelanders. It goes a bit like this.
We interupt this broadcast with an important announcement!
Some bears have escaped from the local zoo and are roaming the high street.
You are advised to stay inside and lock your doors.
Exept Freelander owners who are asked to report with their vehicles at the local Police Station, where they will be told what to do to enable the police.........................blah blah blah.
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