Av ya forgoten the golden fookin ruule ,, never go out on ya own
wot about if yo tripped on gerts line prop n got concussed by the time the londy zoon rescue team had decided who was coming out ,,,ya could of dide,, next time send your gert for the logs and you stop by the fone....
making sure you got the nimber for the londy zoon internashnal rescue team of wonkers,,,,, just incase .and remember if in dout "send your gert out.