'Ello y'self and welcome from the Solent, there's already a few 'ogs here. Where you at?
An' don't forget to put up piccies, the cushioned room brigade likes 'em particularly.
Welding, I know lots about welding - I could write you a scientific report on it. I also know it's harder than it looks and i'm not very good at it! Not sure if that's what you're after though!