BOOMER
Bloke from Dorset
I wuz on about D71.
I woulda thought the fresh graves at the roadside would make your route easier to follow.
Seeming as my truck's an auto it does make murdering a prostitute that much easier
I wuz on about D71.
I woulda thought the fresh graves at the roadside would make your route easier to follow.
Seeming as my truck's an auto it does make murdering a prostitute that much easier
Howzat? Do you hit em wiv the clutch pedal it woulda had or summit?
No, the gearstick I used to have
I take it changing from drive to reverse is done by a pair of mole grips then.
Nope................
......................nipple clamps
Does it hurt less if you take em off before changing gear with em?
Good nite chaps I shall leave yu to ya tender nips and soggy chips.
Dunno, I'll ask her
You aint left one alive have you? Your standards are slipping.
Thought I might give her to Pikey - that'd be worse than murdering her
I didn't realise you hated prostitutes THAT much.
snigger
Catch ya tomoz, I gotta get some much needed sleep
Thought I might give her to Pikey - that'd be worse than murdering her
And how do they all know that ya landy get's a bit of a wheel wobble on between 45mph & 50mph. Cos the bastids all drive at 48mph all the fooking time??? It's a fooking conspiracy I tell ya