gavbriggs said:

"Landrover rules and regulations, section 16a

It is the law that when passing, following, seeing from a distance or otherwise in the same vicinity a gaylander you must:

1, hurl abuse
2, laugh uncontrollably
3, shake your head or fist.
4, look in the opposite direction.

You may combine all or any of the above as is necessary to convey the utter disgust at their choice of landrover vehicle. You may also ignore their cries for help and pass them off as some sordid male on male action that you don't want to get involved in.

Please note if you see a gaylander crashed and there is no noise from the occupants you can assume they are beyond rescue and ring 999.

Please do not encourage use, purchase or any interaction with gaylander a or their occupants/owners.

The main thing to remember is we, landrover, did not expect people to buy this car. We were all ****ed at the time of design and thought it would be a laugh to build a car that homosexual men could take cottageing. Never did we think it would be sold in any number. We regret our actions but have made a lot of people with real landrovers laugh."

Thay are the rules from the official landrover owners rule book so there you go

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BuddyCollie said:

So, i'm driving around in my 'new to me' 110 CSW and I'm exchanging waves with all the other Defender owners i pass. Feeling good, like i've just joined some secret society like the Templars or Iluminatii.
Now, I get a gaylander driver trying to exchange a wave with me. I hesitated slightly and then ignored them.
Is this the right thing to do?? What is correct Landrover etiquette??
I know they must already feel depressed having to look at what they could have had. Is not waving just compounding their woes?
Please help me out.

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Trewey said:

Ear, Buddy....

Did you paint your garage door yourself or is it a vinyl wrap?

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the_wolf said:

I've had the odd wave off them. Not in a new one though.

Speaking of disgust at freelander drivers I was speaking to a gentleman at work yesterday when he asked about my 90. He said that his wife and he had had 5 freelanders now. I was tempted to say jeez you're a glutton for punishment aren't you but I held my tongue cos I'm a nice guy

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TD5power said:

The trouble is, he wasn't trying to wave at you, he was trying to engage you into agreeing to go dogging with him and his men bitches, if you had returned the wave he would have immediately turned around, followed you home then tried to initiate you into the gaylander dogging society

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gavbriggs said:

"Landrover rules and regulations, section 16a

It is the law that when passing, following, seeing from a distance or otherwise in the same vicinity a gaylander you must:

1, hurl abuse
2, laugh uncontrollably
3, shake your head or fist.
4, look in the opposite direction.

You may combine all or any of the above as is necessary to convey the utter disgust at their choice of landrover vehicle. You may also ignore their cries for help and pass them off as some sordid male on male action that you don't want to get involved in.

Please note if you see a gaylander crashed and there is no noise from the occupants you can assume they are beyond rescue and ring 999.

Please do not encourage use, purchase or any interaction with gaylander a or their occupants/owners.

The main thing to remember is we, landrover, did not expect people to buy this car. We were all ****ed at the time of design and thought it would be a laugh to build a car that homosexual men could take cottageing. Never did we think it would be sold in any number. We regret our actions but have made a lot of people with real landrovers laugh."

Thay are the rules from the official landrover owners rule book so there you go

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gemsdad said:

you seem to know rather a lot of this particular subject,is there something you would like to tell us????.

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TD5power said:

Nope, Howard's been trying to lure me

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