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clivees

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I was think what would you put on a Landy bumper sticker?
You know the sort of thing that makes you smile, or makes the red mist descend and you want to hurt something.
I have started it off with a couple ..

"Go green get a old Landy"
"My other car is also a Landy"
written up side down
"If you can read this please turn over"
Etc
 
Years ago, someone brought me one back from the states, it read

LOVE THY NEIGHBOUR..........................BUT DONT GET CAUGHT
 
On the back of mine there are two. The one across the top of the door says
"Normal people scare me"
the one next to the number plate says
"Don't steal, the Government hates competition"

Fekkin hilarious huh?
 
many moons ago, some tw@t wrote MUFC (in the dirt) on the back of my white RR classic.
 
"If you can read this please turn over" - I have this in my back door window (up side down!!)

My mate has " You may go past me but you'll never out last me!" it is on a 72 VW Bay Camper
 
Theres a disco thats in the works carpark with a "I'm not weird I'm special" sticker on it. I'd prefer "I'm not special I'm weird".
 
Heard about this one but never seen it, it's written reverse so it can be read in the rear view mirror of the sale rep in front of you, for the front bumper of yer landy...

"YOU are MY crumple zone!"

Cheers,
 
well if it was on my SII it would have to read

" If you can read this I've obviously turned off the motor "

NOT saying its a little smokey at the moment but would give a WW2 destroyer a good run
 
clivees said:
Ooo er does Pagen know?
:D
Click to expand...

:confused: Pagen aint my missus, she's a friend of my missus who brakes my keys, and gets stuck in 2feet of slimey muck and sits in the car while i slop around trying to fix a recovery rope :(
(only joking Julie, i wont tell anybody else:rolleyes: )
 
how about
if this vehicle is being driven courteously ring the police
or
if my wife was this dirty i would be in bed all day
 
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