My intention was to post here AFTER the previous thread so your assumption is incorrect. Don't let me stop you enjoying your delusion so you can beat yourself off though.
I don't want a courier. I'll sort that out myself. The seller of an item isn't flexible/can't be arsed accommodating a courier, so it's local collection only. I want to know if someone lives in Blairgowrie, as in 'where do you live'.