I'm a pikey and I'm okay
I steal all night and I sleep all day
He's a pikey and he's okay
He steals all night and he sleeps all day
I tarmac drives, I eat my lunch
I eat in the lavat'ry
On Wednesdays I go muggin
And have buttered scones for tea
He tarmacs drives
He's a pikey...
I jack up cars, I i steal their wheels
I leave them on four bricks
I put on women's clothing
And i sell clothes pegs to the thick
He tarmacs drives...
He's a pikey...
I tarmac drives,
near ma caravan
in Suspendies and a bra
I wish I'd been a gypsie
Just like my dear papa
He tarmacs drives
He's a pikey...