If it was a full knock-out then it'll take up to 10 days to fully flush the anaesthetic from her system. Women worse than men as it tends to stick in the fat layer.
wil2813
Well-Known Member
ask mark im not opening a can of worms everyones taste/style varies
tomcat59alan
Well-Known Member
You were with that young bird up the road then?
I rest my case your Honour.You were with that young bird up the road then?
It's a brave man who gets in a car with Mozz for a ride.
Thought he had a P38? It was Will's car I was thinking of. Though he had the L322?
Does Mozz's car run? I thought it had a chocolate cam-shaft or something?
mark1971
Active Member
Yes and a very nice drive I must say
tomcat59alan
Well-Known Member
tomcat59alan
Well-Known Member
Think he was showing him the golden rivet.
Wait till I tell her, she may want to go the the meeting afterall, youe dead mate.
I merely quote facts: women have more fat than men; they cannot handle alcohol; they go bl**dy loopy after childbirth.
wil2813
Well-Known Member
+1 if from manchester they learn to drive young,remember going to fit a tailift in mosside about 20years ago i only walked in depot for 2 mins & when i got back to the van it had been robbed of the tools couldnt get my breathIt's a brave man who gets in a car with Mozz for a ride.
Think he was showing him the golden rivet.
That'll be the one securing his woofer?
tomcat59alan
Well-Known Member
They were born loopy. Fact
tomcat59alan
Well-Known Member
Your were lucky to get away with your life 20 yrs ago.
They were born loopy. Fact
Those shells are still locked, yes? And you have the only key?
tomcat59alan
Well-Known Member
Too bloody true, the trouble with women is that they take seriously what's poked at them in fun.
If you stopped for a kebab, yes. The area wasn't that bad, really. But the next morning the only description suitable for using for my arse was blast-radius. I knew the meat was bad as I ate it but I was so f*cked it was a case of needs must.
Too bloody true, the trouble with women is that they take seriously what's poked at them in fun.
As long as she's not laughing when you're poking you're winning.
tomcat59alan
Well-Known Member
She's usually asleep, I pull her nighty down and she's none the wiser.
wil2813
Well-Known Member
dunno wasnt as bad as paisley up scotland the whole pub went silent when i ordered a pint decided a quick exit was needed, back at the depot in morning someone had painted kill the english on the wall outside abt 10ft long, got the feeling we not liked up there
tomcat59alan
Well-Known Member
Ah Paisley, great memories of the pubs there, pint of heavy, surrounded by tattooed and bearded customers and then the men came in.
