Wot the F**k do you need a snorkel for?
Your electrics will pack up first and you fan will ensure that the engine is nicely coated on water / mud.
If you ever get that deep that you need a tube I aint coming in after you to drag you out.
Wait a mo that will make cool vid to post up (T-O-S-S-E-R-s go bog snorkeling)
 
well Clivees - dats wot i fort - but the TOSSERS seem to be goin mad on water sports - and if Marcus' V8 can do it wiv a front mounted disty - i spose I will be expected to do it too :eek:
 
I'd invest in a pair of Swimming Trunks first.

Ps
Let me know when you plan to go swiming, i havent had a good laugh for ages.
 
You wanna wade Daft, I'd git yer breevas & then a lecky fan fitted furst before worrying about a snork'. Mind you when you do git around to the snork' I'm sure I can find summat nice t'top it off wiv. :D
 
The Mad Hat Man said:
well Clivees - dats wot i fort - but the TOSSERS seem to be goin mad on water sports - and if Marcus' V8 can do it wiv a front mounted disty - i spose I will be expected to do it too :eek:
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Yip, mine dun me proud. The only person emptying water outta places it shunt have bin wuz Adz. ;)
 
The Mad Hat Man said:
so yu not recommending it then?

yu not gonna do it wiv crusty?
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Too Right, not with a standard un-modified petrol engine.

Crusty has the same problems and i dont fancy trying to retreive 1200 Kgs up a muddy bank and then towing it to the nerist road.

But when we get Tufty going with its 3500kg winch then it will be "Last one in is a weed":D
 
HybridGirl said:
Jaysus I tek a bit more wooin than tha...
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bloody uncouth unedukated heafens they r. anyone wid a bit of sofisticashun now the best way ta woo a gurl is wid a bottle of white lightening cyder or a bottle of Lambrusco. that or an hammer cross back of her head.
 
redhand said:
bloody uncouth unedukated heafens they r. anyone wid a bit of sofisticashun now the best way ta woo a gurl is wid a bottle of white lightening cyder or a bottle of Lambrusco. that or an hammer cross back of her head.
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You bin on the pull in Hull then Pikey?
 
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