:doh:
no wonder potato prices dropped if you like rice now not chippies, ferk me youll be driving a slitty next :doh:

erm.....I got a chavved up Astra.:eek:

I got a mercedes 814 anorl:)

Who said I had rice wiv me vindaloo?:mad::mad::mad:
 
stop it stop it i cannot get to the curry house yet and i am bloody starving,bastid bastid.:mad::mad:
 
stop it stop it i cannot get to the curry house yet and i am bloody starving,bastid bastid.:mad::mad:

I can't eat a vindaloo and then sit in a layby in my truck. I gotta have chinese when I'm working. It's kinder for all.:eek:
 
it sure is disco.:D:D

and not child portions anorl

rice and vindaloo and chips and nan bread and chopped salad and......:eek:

boomer nipped round the other night and brought an apple pie with him So nuked him half of it with some custard and a dash of cinnamon on it.He looked shocked that I gave him so much ! Fark me next mornin I eat the other half while I was waitin for the kettle to boil !
 
boomer nipped round the other night and brought an apple pie with him So nuked him half of it with some custard and a dash of cinnamon on it.He looked shocked that I gave him so much ! Fark me next mornin I eat the other half while I was waitin for the kettle to boil !


maybe thats why he has lost 4 stone?

did yu pick it up?:behindsofa:
 
i asked my missus if she wanted to lose ten pounds of ugly fat,she said how,i said chop your feckin head off,thats when the fight started.:eek::eek:;)
 

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