"A court heard that earlier shocked revellers had seen him simulate sex with the counter of the kebab shop."

"He is not a pretty sight when naked. We all felt sorry for the Land Rover and hope it wasn't offended."
 
wheres that pic when you need it, you know the one...
Although when i looked on google for it, i came accross a disturbing number of Jimmy saville pics with the search term "man sex landrover"
 
Allow me
 

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I've got it framed and on my desk at work. It motivates me to work hard so that one day I can own a range rover :)
 
I've had sex in a Land Rover but not with a Land Rover, I can confirm that neither myself nor the woman involved, had any sexual altercation with the Land Rover in question your Honour :)
 
Newspapers and their library photos...! The Disco in question was neither green, nor was it parked in a muddy field...

Diff.
 
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