West Slope Rover
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Don't try to cross the Channel, or any ocean for that matter. It won't work.
blue beasty
Leaks an prone to bits dropping off
Picking the right route across is vital....
Look for bridges
Look for bridges
West Slope Rover
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If out with a mate, taunt him with something like, "Don't be a baby. Cross it first and prove you've got the stones."
If he sinks out of sight, don't follow.
If he sinks out of sight, don't follow.
blue beasty
Leaks an prone to bits dropping off
Put a picnic hamper on the roof so you have something to nibble while waiting for recovery.
A camping chair and fishing rod will help to pass the time in comfort.
A camping chair and fishing rod will help to pass the time in comfort.
West Slope Rover
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On fords that have been verified as safe to cross, proceed with caution. Don't hold your breath. After all, you're driving a car. That would be silly.
blue beasty
Leaks an prone to bits dropping off
Where'd the OP go? 
West Slope Rover
Well-Known Member
Feeling a bit more prepared for things after hearing our voices of experience, he's probably hopped into the Rover and is fording something.Where'd the OP go?
blue beasty
Leaks an prone to bits dropping off
West Slope Rover
Well-Known Member
And I forgot to tell him to snort a couple shots of tequila first, because if the things go sideways, the water doesn't feel so cold. At first, anyway.I forgot to mention arm bands
By arm bands, you mean those blow up things that help you float, right? Damn, I hope he's OK.
stannswhite
Well-Known Member
have you got a mate with a diesel one,if
so borrow & use that,as stated above
NOT RECOMMENDED..
so borrow & use that,as stated above
NOT RECOMMENDED.
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Cobblers.have you got a mate with a diesel one,if
so borrow & use that,as stated above
NOT RECOMMENDED.
stannswhite
Well-Known Member
northampton town nickname,well done.
More a direct commentary on the post you made than a shoe repair technician or sporting teams nickname.
