Bring some Viriga with you and put a big smile on her face and tell her how much you missed her. And eat on paper plates less mess:D:D

can you you write that in "english" ?
viagra? what do i need that fer ? so i dont **** on me shoes ?
 
Hey up Blue Beasty- will take you up on your kind offer if that's still on offer. I can make a day out of it and combine picking up the tyres with seeing the sights of Cheltenham if that's a good place for you. Cake of choice on delivery - just let me know :D

Bucky , you still know what tyres I actually need or do I need to go and look outside coz I can't remember ? and you still got a couple ?- can't work out logistics of getting a cake to you- sorry :(
 
I'll trade you for a beef stew or vat of soup……they're the only things I cook real well that'll keep ;)

Orrrrrrrrrrr JAM :D


Yes ladies I am a man that can cook……..form an orderly Que. :rolleyes:
 
Bucky , you still know what tyres I actually need or do I need to go and look outside coz I can't remember ? and you still got a couple ?- can't work out logistics of getting a cake to you- sorry :(

You can give me cake to give to Bucky................honest :p
 

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