Ho god here we go again.
Don't want to sound like a dick but you will find it very hard to get an answer to that here. Especially as you have not introduced yourself. Then on a first post ask for something folke guard very closely.
You may want to get out your best rhino skin coat, as you are probably going to get a fair bit of flack from this.
But if you have a search you will probably find a trip in your area just ask if you can tag along.