Glad to see you're lightening up a bit Ratty:) Should we call a truce... or should the women and children run for cover?;)
 
I want Nelly, and not as his customer either

Nelly is my perfect guy, short and cute and best of all, quiet as a mouse lol
 
Sirus said:
Is your middle name Retsgom??:eek::eek::eek:
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Oooh you bitch Si... why don't you just call him a fat cnut and have done with it?

Tweets, Retsgom was the nick of a very lardy, apparently pretend solicitor who allegedly wouldn't leave one of the other members (allegedly a female police orificer - make your own mind up about which bit of that is alledged) alone after, allegedly, he sent her a picture of his brother in law instead of one of himself, because his brother in law was only 15 stone instead of, well lets just say "a lot more than 15 stone" shall we, and she agreed to meet him (allegedly) and then wanted, some say unsurprisingly, nothing more to do with him after deciding he was a bit of a cnut, allegedly :D :D

That about cover it y'all?
 
I know I'm a fat ****, tell me something I don't know

Hence why I never have much luck with men, I prefer to be single anyway....
 
TWEETS said:
I know I'm a fat ****, tell me something I don't know

Hence why I never have much luck with men, I prefer to be single anyway....
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Don't worry Tweets. Once Nellie's tied to the bed he CAN'T say no.;)
 
DTZ said:
Careful or I'll sue yer! :D

Anyhoo... it weren't me wot fancied Catz... that wuz the rest of yers dribblin' all over her and her uniform.
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That wern't dribble on the dibble. That were cock snot.:p
 
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