Franklyn Roland is wanting to purchase my Disco, and will be sending up an associate to 'ship' it out shortly....once the cheque has cleared obviously.

I'm so excited that I've finally sold it!

Insist on a western express money order for 10% of the total cost as a sign of his good faith..:D :D Then email him and ask for a further payment to cover your expenses.
 
Told the toss pot it's CASH only, and to make sure his 'associate' has it when he comes to collect from a yet to be decided secret location....probably the local plod station.:D

Just had another email wanting to purchase via here now too, from someone called Dennis!:eek:
Nigerian/Dennis...Dennis/ Nigerian?:confused:
 
Told Mr 'Franklyn' and Mr 'Dennis' that they can have the car but CASH only upon collection.
Strange how the emails have suddenly dried up in'it? :rolleyes:

I almost feel cheated now. Was quite looking forward to some 'long walks up garden paths'.;)