ratty
I'm not special I'm limited edition
why change the habits of a lifetime????
Cos i'll pikey yer pikey mobile if yer touch me chips again.
why change the habits of a lifetime????
Fook I felt positively anorexic stood between Robin & Boomer.
I now know, how a blade of grass feels during an elephant stampede..
Fook I felt positively anorexic stood between Robin & Boomer.
I kept squirting all over Robins rear end anorl. He kept having to wipe it orf
I kept squirting all over Robins rear end anorl. He kept having to wipe it orf
snigger
too much information me thinksuke:
You aint no long streak o **** neether
FFS me screen washer whatsit has snapped orf So the screen wash goes straight out across the bonnet. Unless ya doing about 30mph then it sprays back onto the screen
stood next to Robin I look like a chopstick
FFS me screen washer whatsit has snapped orf So the screen wash goes straight out across the bonnet. Unless ya doing about 30mph then it sprays back onto the screen
Yep.........................
..........................wooden
An one is fooking useless on it's own..
It just happened to snap by accident did it?
So whay are dorset police looking for a 'leprichaun driving a mobile blackboard' after allegations of said midget deliberately squirting women in white T-shirts?
Yep.........................
..........................wooden
Ratty braggin about his chopstick - he'll be mentioning tweezers next
Ratty braggin about his chopstick - he'll be mentioning tweezers next
i seem to recall somebody else mentioning tweesers today now what was that story !!!
i seem to recall somebody else mentioning tweesers today now what was that story !!!
do you wanna borrow my microscope aswell as the tweezers.