blue beasty
Leaks an prone to bits dropping off
vilguy
Do'er of stuff and the like
Prolly summink jammed that wuz freed up when the doors feld oft then
thats where most freebie owners are going wrong
they need to get some water around it to get t' doors to fall off to fix the windows!
Skinny Mike
Well-Known Member
Its all them ducks you been sacrificing. You've made a god happy. Now you just need to find out which one. See if they do:
3 amigos
Vcu bearings
Auto box solenoids
Squealing brakes
Sticky Hand brakes
Door locks
Leaky rear doors
Diff mounts
Ird's
Vcu's
Rear diff's
Diff mounts
Dodgy turbo's
And most importantly, what tyres do I put on me Freelander
Mike
3 amigos
Vcu bearings
Auto box solenoids
Squealing brakes
Sticky Hand brakes
Door locks
Leaky rear doors
Diff mounts
Ird's
Vcu's
Rear diff's
Diff mounts
Dodgy turbo's
And most importantly, what tyres do I put on me Freelander
Mike
vilguy
Do'er of stuff and the like
Its all them ducks you been sacrificing. You've made a god happy. Now you just need to find out which one. See if they do:
3 amigos - remove the bulbs problem solved
Vcu bearings - sawdust quietens bearings, just ask matilda
Auto box solenoids - is ye gay? automatic... pffftttt
Squealing brakes - that means they are working
Sticky Hand brakes - you have a handbrake that works? im well jel!
Door locks - move to a less crime ridden area
Leaky rear doors - buy a 3 dr - problem solved!
Diff mounts - dont lie.. freelanders is all 2wd aint they?
Ird's - seek medical assistance for all incontinent rear doors
Vcu's - see diff mounts
Rear diff's - see diff mounts
Diff mounts - didnt we already do this one?!!!
Dodgy turbo's - remove it and go all "series" on us
And most importantly, what tyres do I put on me Freelander
Mike
see above for practical solutions
Skinny Mike
Well-Known Member
Yes, but you couldn't come up with an answer to the tyre question.
Your god ain't that good
Mike
vilguy
Do'er of stuff and the like
Yes, but you couldn't come up with an answer to the tyre question.
Your god ain't that good
Mike
all gods have their failings, otherwise we would all be worshipping em.
Northern Irelander
Well-Known Member
Falls within the most common faults category
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