problem with all those ideas is one very early morning after being woken up by your friend who's come off the road in the snow, you'll jump in your landy, forgetting about your additional 'security' devices and kill yourself.

Best method i've found so far for security is remove the back axle...!
 
I reckon a clamp that goes over the axles coming from the driveway would be the best

Gotta make sure its remote controlled or cable operated from inside the house though so you remember to take it off before attempting to drive
 
most of the scroats have a sheet full of previous convictions..... obviously the sanctions dished out by the courts aint a deterent .... just leaves one simple solution...




just shoot anyone with more than 2 convictions...... make it three if yer worried that one time they might have been wrongly convicted.
 
one, shoot to warn

two, shoot to wound

three, shoot to disable or kill (use of exploding rounds or slugs permitted)
 
the police are right, stop buying landrovers.

get yourself an old citroen, i have owned one for 4 years and have never removed the keys from the ignition. its so **** even thieves dont want to be seen in it.
 
borristherat said:
the police are homosexuals

get yourself an old citroen, i have owned one for 4 years and have never removed the keys from the ignition. its got so many spoilers an looks like i crashed in to a branch of halfords even thieves dont want to be seen in it.
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get yerself a red and silver fourtrak with a green ns wing and black passenger door and every fuzz car follows you just long enough to check the mot and insurance over the radio..... and no scroat wuld be seen dead in it.
 
ricc said:
get yerself a red and silver fourtrak with a green ns wing and black passenger door and every fuzz car follows you just long enough to check the mot and insurance over the radio..... and no scroat wuld be seen dead in it.
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Oi you taking the **** out of my current car...........:D
 
Have heard of peope using those ultra high pitch n decibel personal alarms where theres a pull pin. Fitted so when drivers door opened goes off. Painful and finding pin in the dark impossible.
 
i use one on my up and over garage door.
you really dont want to forget its there @ 5 in the morning when off to work:D
 
I devised a fantastic way of ensuring my Landy NEVER gets stolen. I hired a crane and had it lifted up onto the garage roof. Absolutely no way on this earth a thief is going to get up there and then drive it off the edge! Can't see them coming armed with 30ft ramps and trying to drive it down without falling off the edge either! :p
 
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