well,between me and my dad weve got an lj and and a landrover, the offroad toy lj and the offroad toy landy, the lj will win but my offroad landy will beet my dads road going lj at road use and offroad. there my landy does nearly everything my dads modified competition motor (pic attached) does offroad and more onroad than my dads road going lj, on the road.
 

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n.r.g97 said:
well,between me and my dad weve got an lj and and a landrover, the offroad toy lj and the offroad toy landy, the lj will win but my offroad landy will beet my dads road going lj at road use and offroad. there my landy does nearly everything my dads modified competition motor (pic attached) does offroad and more onroad than my dads road going lj, on the road.
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D'ya think you could translate that fer us, the people who use English grammar? :rolleyes:
 
n.r.g97 said:
well,between me and my dad weve got an lj and and a landrover, the offroad toy lj and the offroad toy landy, the lj will win but my offroad landy will beet my dads road going lj at road use and offroad. there my landy does nearly everything my dads modified competition motor (pic attached) does offroad and more onroad than my dads road going lj, on the road.
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You stupid boy pike.:doh: If you put your dads competition lj up against a competition landrover it would lose.

I give you exhibit a)
bowler-wildcat-jump.jpg
 
n.r.g97 said:
ahh but that wouldmake to to easy for you, ive been spending to much time listening to chav gramma innit :eek::eek:
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yer gonna be spending serious time on the noty step anorl if yer don't stop yer swearing. :p
 
just read this post, are u ****in pal. i went to kirton off road last month and saw at east 4 or 5 jimnys stuck or broke down coz there pathetic little petrol engines got wet awwww!! bless there little 1.woteva litres of can pull skin off a rice pudding ****!! like somebody else said about 10 pages ago can it tow 3500 kg or a fully loaded twin axle caravan?? or tow my trailer and rangerover classic?? erm... let me think no!!! there **** utter ****ing dog ****e!! landrovers rule. especially on here they do so dont u ****in dare come on a landrover website with ur jap bag of ****, fek off and go polish ur ****!!
 
n.r.g97 said:
well,between me and my dad weve got an lj and and a landrover, the offroad toy lj and the offroad toy landy, the lj will win but my offroad landy will beet my dads road going lj at road use and offroad. there my landy does nearly everything my dads modified competition motor (pic attached) does offroad and more onroad than my dads road going lj, on the road.
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Chitty Chitty Bang Bang...............................
 
I've owned LandRovers, Jeeps, GMC's, and an assortment of other 4x4 vehicles up in the Canadian north. The best offroad 4x4 in factory configuration i have used was a 1979 International Harvester Scout II. Narrow wheel stance was key as it kept the vehicle out of ruts. It also had full leaf suspension so less chance of getting hung up. Had a 345 cubic inch V8 petrol engine with massive torque. Selectable 4x4 with autolocking hubs (mechanical lockers) and limited-slip diff. Could remove the hard-top in the summer. factory setup with A/C, cruise control, massive heaters. I've never seen anything like it in terms of torque and offroad capabilities. Only downside was poor headlights. I used to run it with all-season radial tires just for a challenge in the mud. :)
 
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just had the joy of reading this thred :)
all i have to say on the matter is this is a landy site im newish here i have had a huge amount of fun and help from these guys and girls here and my fender would trounce all over your plastic shoe box end of.

peace and love to each other pmsl:):):)
 
e.g why buy a badly wrapped kabab when you can have a fillet steak?. i cant believe somebody has posted this **** on here. ur shimmny ( **** jimmny ) wil be rotten in 8 years fact!!! ive got a 1979 lightweight which theres no rot anywhere!! and a 1994 defender which is like new!! my mate baught a sj not long ago, put it this way he scrapped it a week later, there all same, pajeros, fourtraks, sportraks, all utter dog ****!!
 
dont get me wronge spazukis are still the most complete and utter waste of time and perfectly good ****
 
like a said, bring it to wales and it will be taught a lesson by a couple of defenders, a v8 ph2 hilux pickup (doesn't do water ;) ) and a land cruiser 90 :D
 
once me and my brother went upto the local pit one wet winters evening in his rangey classic. got completey bogged down, rang my mate for help and he turned up in a jimny with offroad tyres, i just laughed and said he hasnt got a chance of getting us out, anyway it was our only chance of getting out. so we strapped it up and he was going flat out and we cudnt even feel it tugging, didnt even rock it, he then got stuck on a leaf!!! says it all. utter pile of ****

landrovers rule 4eva!!
 
fleck said:
like a said, bring it to wales and it will be taught a lesson by a couple of defenders, a v8 ph2 hilux pickup (doesn't do water ;) ) and a land cruiser 90 :D
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what have I told you about swearing?:mad:
 
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