Suffolk, must be clean/undented. Ribbed roof preferred.
Its new canvas time but Id rather go hard!
Shame your not closer to scotchland ive got a nice ribbed roof you could have for free.
Will you post it? I can send a pre labelled , postage paid envelope.....
Can do I'll shrink it with the gas burner then shove it in the nvalop for ye.
Noooooo, dont do that!
Chop it up into little bits, number them though, I dont want a jigsaw puzzle.
Where's the fun in that, I promise not to keep the last piece.
Imagine the surprise on the OAP's faces down the retirement home when they complete their donated jigsaw puzzle in the common room!
Probably hit the roof.
Come winter they be sliding down hills on it in the snow.