Lazy Landy

Lazy Landy

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A up everyone aint been in for a wile been failing asleep under my motors again.

Anyway i've blown 2 front diffs and 4 back diffs in the last 3 weeks and im getting a bit sick of it.

Every time the centre pin has sheared, the diff has ate it's self and sometimes decided that that wasent enough and decided to excape through the diff pan.

Has and one got any ideas why this is happening or what i can do to stop this. Thanks in advance!

P.S. im out of spare diffs
 
& din't it dawn on yer that there may be something else amiss around.......ooooo, I dunno, er, yer second, 'praps third fecked diff? :rolleyes:

Yer lazy fecker! ;)
 
2:1 incline about 150 ft long, mud, ruts, holes and no ware to turn round so it's reverse if you dont make it, and when you got no engine brakeing it gets even more fun!
 
Lazy Landy said:
2:1 incline about 150 ft long, mud, ruts, holes and no ware to turn round so it's reverse if you dont make it, and when you got no engine brakeing it gets even more fun!
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Leave a diff every 20 yards or so then just change it as you go, guaranteed to get you up.

Fook knows what kind of driver you are tho, think you need to treat your vehicle with some respect, like a woman.

Mines has gone to bed in the huff cause I'm on here and not talkin to her.

Not gona say fookal about my diff cause you get smittin if you do.
 
david451 said:
think you need to treat your vehicle with some respect, like a woman.
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Yerd get some fookin nasty burns in a very awkward and painful place!...and get fookin hungry...and get a fookin big pile of washing up and ironing to do. But i spose yer right in that they do make a fookin godawful racket all the time and we ignore it and still love em...landys that is :D
 
odenne said:
Yerd get some fookin nasty burns in a very awkward and painful place!...and get fookin hungry...and get a fookin big pile of washing up and ironing to do. But i spose yer right in that they do make a fookin godawful racket all the time and we ignore it and still love em...landys that is :D
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Well you're well fooked then coz I do the washin and cookin, and all the house wurk, the ironin is distributed between them, as in; I bring it in off the line and fook it into each room, and the lazy bastids can do it as they need it. Used to do it but they just wore more, now coz they have to iron they are more sensible about it.

They tidy their own rooms coz if they dunt then it dunt, and if they leave **** layin about then they get told, and if they dunt move it it gets fooked inta their rooms aswel, they dunt bring the washin to me it dunt get done either, and I dunt check pockets so leave sumut in then it gets it aswel.

Dunt phone me to tell me they aint comin in and I have a wasted dinneer they get fokal next night.

And I dunt wear that; "my phone has gone flat, or not answering it" when arrangements have been made to pick up late at night I'm not a fokin taxi so abuse it and I turn all the phones off and strand the bastids. they soon learn to play ball.

I fink I'm too soft actually, but I'm wurkin on it.
 
david451 said:
Well you're well fooked then coz I do the washin and cookin, and all the house wurk, the ironin is distributed between them, as in; I bring it in off the line and fook it into each room, and the lazy bastids can do it as they need it. Used to do it but they just wore more, now coz they have to iron they are more sensible about it.

They tidy their own rooms coz if they dunt then it dunt, and if they leave **** layin about then they get told, and if they dunt move it it gets fooked inta their rooms aswel, they dunt bring the washin to me it dunt get done either, and I dunt check pockets so leave sumut in then it gets it aswel.

Dunt phone me to tell me they aint comin in and I have a wasted dinneer they get fokal next night.

And I dunt wear that; "my phone has gone flat, or not answering it" when arrangements have been made to pick up late at night I'm not a fokin taxi so abuse it and I turn all the phones off and strand the bastids. they soon learn to play ball.

I fink I'm too soft actually, but I'm wurkin on it.
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How many women do you have? And don't you wonder just where they get to late at night all the time? :)
 
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