Mate, you can't get stroppy with people just because they have never come across your specific problem.Really ? Not one person, this situation is common with the fault codes and could happen to anyone, maybe if I had a faulty indicator you would all be telling me how to fix it, but something unusual and I get a blank. I have been specific about what I have done to aid anyone who might have the same issue, I will solve this and it could / would be of great help to someone else in the future, but from where I come from you need to get help to give it, not give it to get it.
Shame, but I guess it is what it is.
This DOES happen, not often, but then if it didn't you would have your solution by now.