[Series71]

i like the rain,stops the emmetts getting in the way when i go surf.

****oin emmetts.......

you can go out with yer squaddie buddies when it rains

 

[Beast o Bodmin]

you can go out with yer squaddie buddies when it rains

them fat poofs dont go out in the rain.
most stupid question i asked yet is by one of them.
"are you going surfing in the rain"

stupid fattys

 

[Series71]

them fat poofs dont go out in the rain.
most stupid question i asked yet is by one of them.
"are you going surfing in the rain"

stupid fattys

but you might get wet if its rainin snigger

 

[ratty]

Some useless, brain dead, marmite mining, jizz stain outbid me for a TD5 cylinder head on ebay. Feckin prick

 

[Beast o Bodmin]

Some useless, brain dead, marmite mining, jizz stain outbid me for a TD5 cylinder head on ebay. Feckin prick

shudda got a tdi
snigger

 

[Series71]

wanna swap fur a loverly disco ? fook off i aint pikey sized !

 

[Beast o Bodmin]

I ferkin hate defenders they is for short fat pikeys with no class.Im also normal size and yer wont get me in no pikey **** box either.

www.fukinpikeystumptw@ts.com

 

[Pikey]

Fooking mates I've had enuff of em.


Just been to pets world wiv Robin & his missus & whilst I was wondering how many chinchillas I'd need to make me self a posing pouch, I saw em both arguing with the assistant. So I wandered over to see what was going on, and the bastids woz trying to swap me for a gerbil FFS bastids

 

[ratty]

Fooking mates I've had enuff of em.


Just been to pets world wiv Robin & his missus & whilst I was wondering how many chinchillas I'd need to make me self a posing pouch, I saw em both arguing with the assistant. So I wandered over to see what was going on, and the bastids woz trying to swap me for a gerbil FFS bastids

What ya moaning about? he was gonna stick you in trade-it as free to collector.

 

[Beast o Bodmin]

feckin peanut butter is crubchy,now ive got peanut in me teef an i wanna go surf

OI FECKIN SMOOTH PEANUT BUTTER BINT.........

 

[BOOMER]

Feckin mobile fone sometimes keeps crashing when posting on LZ.
Is there a simpler version especially for mobiles to stop this?
(Facebook does it)

 

[Series71]

Feckin mobile fone sometimes keeps crashing when posting on LZ.
Is there a simpler version especially for mobiles to stop this?
(Facebook does it)

try letting go of the prostitute by her throat first...makes life a bit easier

 

[BOOMER]

Thas what I got a handsfree kit for innit?
So I can change gear, murder a prostitute, light a fag, hurl abuse at the wobble boxes etc

 

[Series71]

Thas what I got a handsfree kit for innit?
So I can change gear, murder a prostitute, light a fag, hurl abuse at the wobble boxes etc

I bow down to your greatness o lord boomer raise:

its makes sense

 

[BOOMER]

I bow down to your greatness o lord boomer raise:

its makes sense

Sarcky git

Gotta turn the key and go find some more prossies to kill, apparently there's a crossdressing one that resembles an elf somewhere

 

[Series71]

Sarcky git

Gotta turn the key and go find some more prossies to kill, apparently there's a crossdressing one that resembles an elf somewhere

thats pikey :doh::doh::doh:

 

[BOOMER]

thats pikey :doh::doh::doh:

Oops.....

 

[zan79]

Oops.....

snigger

 

[ratty]

thats pikey :doh::doh::doh:

have you shagged him anorl?

 

[Series71]

have you shagged him anorl?

gotta catch im to shag him ! little farker kept runnin in and out from between me legs !