Right, not a ****-take this time, more a bit of a bollocking!
The reason you're getting such helpful replies is that this question has been asked and answered so many times that people get a bit sick of it.
In other words "What tyres can I put on my Disco?" is a banned question.
You joined the site almost two years ago and with 67 posts I would have thought you'd have got the hang of it by now.
I'll try to make it a bit easier for you, look at the stickies at the top of the Discovery board, the third one down, posted by Redhand is titled "What tyres can I put on my Disco?". There might be just a little clue there.
Sorry to spoil your fun guys, but I'm sure that won't stop you calling a wazzock a wazzock, carry on doin' what you're doin'.