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In fairness, you've not said anything to suggest that you are a footballer or his WAG, so you probably weren't the target audience. G~

Flog the vehicle now and buy something with a chassis like, say, a P38 (or two). G~

Pft! Inattention! French wusses might call that inattention. In England, this is what we call inattention. Woman driver smashed into the back of a van while pleasuring herself with a sex toy | Daily Mail Online G~

:eek: G~

Unless you are very fortunate I think that you'll be looking at a new condenser. G~

Is Gillian Tayleforth specifically mentioned in French legislation? G~

I didn't end up using them because of call out and travel charges but I seem to remember this firm sounding like they knew how many beans make five. Sayers MR: Land Rover, Discovery and Range Rover service and repair specialists G~

In the world of Range Rover, there is no inconsistency here. The designers probably factored in that the chances of you being hijacked were intermittent and that there would be periods of increased risk. G~

Don't worry about it. In time, all your friends will be green oval owners. They're the only people who will understand your new life. G~

Brought back to life. Did this work? G~

Now that it is working fine, I had a look at the manual to see how it should be used. I'd previouly understood recycling to be to drop the cabin temperature more quickly. It seems not and that it used when passing through areas populated by poor people and brown people. I'm still not sure...

<London shrug> G~

Done. I admit to giving up on splitting the tensioner box and had to pay £25 to get it fitted. Not bad because it took him quite a while. Also had to jump the belt on with the starter motor so it's not really a one man job. G~

The power of advertising! G~

Put the elephant trunk out the window rather than upstairs. G~

Dunno about this driver's door thing but do not leave key in ignition once switched off!! Car is likely to lock. Doubt if you will lose EKA on a quick job like that. G~

Alarm is powered by its own battery. G~

Slacken battery earth. Switch on, switch off and then remove earth lead within 17 seconds. That's mine anyway. Make a note of trip 2 before you start this if it is of any interest. Afterwards, you may have to reset sunroof and windows. G~

Not today it isn't! G~

Don't suppose you remember how you got the cover off the tensioner pulley, do you? G~