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I would if we had one. But I've never really seen the point of cooking in the garden when we have a perfectly good kitchen five yards away.

We had a shedload of turkey crowns left over from crimbo at work. Told to help ourselves. So I have six in the freezer. That's about forty kilos of turkey. I see a lot of curry and sarnies in my future.

The Volvo could do with a new coat of paint in parts.

I thought parking sensors worked by bouncing a beam off the object behind you. Surely there would be nothing to bounce off backing up to a cliff and you'd plummet to a horrible, fiery death.

Some people are just naturally c*nts.

I seem to have reached the stage where if I want to remember how old I am, I ask the missus how old she is and add five.

I've had a sod of a cold for the last three days. Just took a test, it aint the Covid. Still feel like crap though.

Yep.

Boddington's.

The only reason for Yorkshire is to keep the snow off Manchester. Just sayin'

Neither did I. Bullet dodged there.

Merry Christmas, peeps.

LOL. Dunno but you can guarantee it will be sometime in the next few days.

For those of you that can get the Paramount channel, The Good, The Bad and The Ugly just started. Proper film.

Quite impressive the hatch didn't even lose a tail light.

There are various theories on the Twitter thread but the favourite seems to be a combination of the acceleration lifting the nose of the disco combined with tyre to tyre contact. Basically he drove up the back wheel of the little red hatch.

I never knew it was this easy to roll a disco:

There are people that pay good money for that kind of thing.

As for NI LR indies, the only one I know is on College Lands Rd near Moy. Can't give you a rec cos I've never used them. But I drive past there a lot and there's always a shedload of RR and Discos outside.