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And veggies too!

Can't beat a 69 Alan....mmmmmm

The worrying thing Keith, is that I'm soon 69 and been making "alternative" decisions for most of 'em!

You get a "stiffie" getting your shafts well-greased then John? Hahaha!

Don't worry Flossie. When you REALLY need it...it'll let you down matey!

Yesterday's cretinous decision clearly showed I'm now incapable of making sensible ones ¦~{

Clearly showing my ignorance here, but I have spent many happy hours pleasuring slitties that are beautiful entrances to wet holes.... Please eduficate me as to what t'other "slitties" are! ¦~}

Yes thanks Mark. Just gobsmacked at my sheer stupidity.

P38 picked up my 19' SeaWych from Scarborough Harbour. Made STUPID decision to trailer it back to Beverley with mast on. Came off worse with an "interaction" with a tree branch. The stainless steel rigging then brushed the immaculate paintwork of an AUDI TT travelling in the opposite direction...

They say "trouble comes in threes". You gotta find a 3rd matey!

We can "translate". For those that can't: Dealers = St3al3r$

Or a 10 or 12, or more, depending on how many bits left over

Cut your thumbs off before counting Kermie...but don't buy a 10 cylinder S8!

Welcome by the way to the Madness that is LZ Looney Zone You'll have hoardes baying for photos any minute now. Of your car...not of you, nor the child/pet jammed in your seat! ¦~] Mike

Are you missing a child or dog, perhaps?

He's back! Incoming.... Hahaha

If made from Chinesium, you may not have to wait long to find out Keith.

Hope it's rejuvenated you both Alan. Sure you and Marjon J didn't go together...?

Too much electrickery and likely too many sensors to get past.

It's likely a similar colour if you've been sunbathing naked Alan!