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Welcome to the madness that is known as LandyZone! Ping your question for advice in the Freelander" section, as this is just where you introduce yourself. Have you sought any Medical advice for your decision to buy a Landy yet? Mike

Hopefully his/her spinal column didn't either!

Haha...I have that effect on people...usually extremely attractive women! I have family in Oldham but, despite visiting numerous times, have yet to find the attraction of living there...ONLY JOKING! I imagine that contact cleaner - NOT WD40* - will be your friend when investigating switches on...

Sorry Damo...I was being flippant!. A thick skin is essential for all Landy Owners. I have a spare wood/leather steering wheel I'm planning to renovate, but have yet to discover the fun - and possible pain - of taking one off yet. Happy motoring - and welcome to the madness! Mike PS: What part...

Simple to rectify Fault 4: Remove steering wheel! :cool:

You could be "Dolly the clone v2"

Just saw this John! Job sorted last month by local, trusted mechanic. Cheers matey!

BRILLIANT news matey!

I figured you'd await having your keyhole surgery John. I'd go for something along lines of: EKA code required! Just send me the prize... Hahaha! Go with your gut feeling John...pun intended ¦~}

Your pre-op appointment : Presumably for Covid & MRSA swabs John. Start to worry if the male nurse has very large hands and dons rubber gloves matey!

Glass never half full...ALWAYS OVERFLOWING!

Try using "kickdown" next time!

For many, life is just TOO SHORT...and they find out too late to do anything about it! CARPE DIEM...

It's the thing that used to prevent my lumbar discs proplasing...until they prolapsed Alan!

Heat output from mine, especially on LPG, is phenomenal!

Yer can tek the man ahta Yorkshire, but...you can guess the rest!

As long as the Evaporator can cope with the chopped-up veggies

I'll try that with my LPG converted P38 Alan. Proper job... written in best Cornish dialect! :~}

Hope you're smoking a pipe and wearing slippers whilst you're reading that book Alan ¦~}