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  1. kurtjohnson10

    I would just like to say

    It helps pay to fuel my Range Rover, every drop helps ( fuel that is before anyone asks o_O )
  2. kurtjohnson10

    I would just like to say

    i think it tastes like a tramps bell-end o_O And i should know o_O;)
  3. kurtjohnson10

    I would just like to say

    I was referring to a male elephants gonads
  4. kurtjohnson10

    I would just like to say

    I nickname them Enormous Genitals Relaxers o_O
  5. kurtjohnson10

    I would just like to say

    Pinocchio o_O I have had dogging sessions with you on a Wednesday, so is that classed as a weekend in Jockland ;):D
  6. kurtjohnson10

    For Sale NEW P38 EAS COMPRESSOR & VALVE BLOCK

    Hi Mike Great, No problem i will hold them for you Kurt
  7. kurtjohnson10

    I would just like to say

    its nothing bad ;)
  8. kurtjohnson10

    I would just like to say

    Serious Lord have mercy on your soul
  9. kurtjohnson10

    I would just like to say

    :confused:
  10. kurtjohnson10

    I would just like to say

    We al said the same thing when we joined the site
  11. kurtjohnson10

    I would just like to say

    Its not the nettles he has to worry about, he is a dodgy one at times - allegedly :D
  12. kurtjohnson10

    I would just like to say

    Sweet Lord, are you hitting on him now as well :D:D:D
  13. kurtjohnson10

    I would just like to say

    Carry on with that smutty talk and you will have a very sore bottom o_Oo_Oo_O:D:D:D
  14. kurtjohnson10

    I would just like to say

    and your trousers and boxer shorts o_O
  15. kurtjohnson10

    I would just like to say

    PM sent :D
  16. kurtjohnson10

    I would just like to say

    you are such a sick dirty puppy at times mate :D:D:D
  17. kurtjohnson10

    I would just like to say

    You don't say that when i am hanging out the back of you :D:D Pillow biter :p:D
  18. kurtjohnson10

    I would just like to say

    And soothed the chaffing :D:D:D
  19. kurtjohnson10

    I would just like to say

    i can take the vaseline to @kermit_rr but it will be on the tip of my knob
  20. kurtjohnson10

    I would just like to say

    Thank you kind sir :D
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