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Hippo going out to play with the squiggles

I was in Egypt & was touching cloth so I had to go n use one of there drop toilets......chap sat outside covered in flys :oops: giving you loo roll aye 1 bloody sheet, I said 1 sheet ?? he said yes its to clean your finger once youve cleaned...

I have no idea, I don’t have to use their loo in the mornings. J

But what happens the morning you are having a particularly reluctant poop and you can’t sit with your feet up against the door? And if you over ‘pushed’ and passed out, it could get messy if you’re only squatting 😳😳😱😱

Well that is interesting, as we chuck the cleaned out contents of the chicken shed on ground to use as fertiliser for our veg! What goes around comes around as they say!! I have heard that squatting "A la turque" is good for you. Personally I...

No squiggle is inherently evil. Some squiggles however, make poor life choices. It starts with just one nut from the hands of a human, then two, then three. Until the poor squiggle is so dependent on the human nut supply that he forgets how to...

Are thay planning to retire there, love to see them squatting at 70yrs 😉😉

Friends of ours down the road, they are pretty veggy,off the grid, use natural materials, where they can. They live in a Yurt with a few extensions (green house) and have solar panels. They chuck their compost toliet contents into the chicken...

Nah, The twist in the story is Ratty done it (on the last page) :eek:

Afternoon all, I will try to catch up later. Came home to a garden party last night :vb-party2::vb-party2: A few beers were sunk :vb-party: Might have had a wee dram or toooooo...

The last chapter will contain evidence that "evil Squiggle" killed "Dr Squiggle" with a nut from the back door and used on the garage roof. Do I win 🤔 :p. J

So, with the good weather being back, I am halfway through cleaning out and restrawing the henhouse. Tis funny the way they fuss around when I have to invade their space! And once redone they'll be back in moving the furniture around until it is...

You REALLY should start a YouTube channel with all this, you'd soon be able to give up work!! 🤣

Morning folks :). Well the flood alert for the Marjon Mansion basement has been lifted:). The vertical drop of pipe had dropped and become disconnected from the shower syhpon drain elbow, Why I have no idea, can only really put it down to the...

With the running gear of a 110

Early advert for a prototype Freelander.

Chapter 2 ; Agatha Christie

Feller sheep int kitchen. Now int bed. Nite.

...waited ferrim to come down. He dint. Seemed happy to watch me. Eye moved about slowly and kept some distance. Then anuvva squirrel walked diagonal down me garage to avoid bumping into him. Climbed down me trellis and started munching nuts on...

Wondering if drinking tons to get a good flush going might help. But then what do I know?

We were getting very near the bottom on the watta tank so yep, it's good to have a lot in there. :)

Soz about that. It sounds tiny but the inside of your urethra isn't wide! I totally understand why you ain't getting anything done. A friend of mine had to have part of his urethra replaced with summat, I don't know what. And when all that...

High prices can sometimes be a bit "interesting". We try to avoid holiday times on our ferry bookings but cannot avoid September which is often higher than you'd think due to so many crumblies going abroad after the school hols. When we came...

Wot? Don't keep us in suspenders -----

Was filling me water can to nite when a squirrel jumped oft me fence onto the garage by me. Dunt fink he knew eye were there. He sat ont roof watching me watering. Eye moved down the bottom ov the garden and

Mate of mine had kidney stones in his 20s. He said it was the most excruciating pain. He has not drunk anything but water since, that was 25 years ago.

Its a 3.5mm stone so the scanner says, must be moving, pain is constant and I'm only getting part relief for about 2 hours from painkillers, taking codein and paracetomal together. Hopefully it'll ease soon, not getting anything done 😕

Dynamic pricing :rolleyes:

Same as all airlines. I wanted to book a week's holiday in Tenerife in October to meet up with the dottir, hubby and grand kids. As it is skool half term the flights are eye watering high. So booked outgoing flights a week earlier with returns a...

After I had rinsed my wash n go covering and turned off the shower, dressed and got downstairs to look it had stopped, so I deduce a drain pipe problem. As there was no toilet flushed water on the floor :vb-weyes:. I deduce a shower or sink drain...