Im thinking about inventing an hydraulic ram that shoots up through the drivers seat, 2 seconds after the vehicle is being stolen. Attached to this will be a 12" dildo coated in nitromors.. talk your way out of that one at A&E.. :screaming_bug_eye_f

Im newby to Landrovers.. but i've finally bought a modified defender 90 (H reg) after always liking them. Lancaster insurance wanted nearly £800 TPFT :multiply: . The cheapest after shopping around for 3hrs, was through Tesco at about £360TPFT.. I was a bit miffed at these prices because im no...