1· EXT. RUSSIA -- NIGHT We open on a GUARD sitting in front of a sentry post. He is wearing a heavy fur hat that covers his ears and a military- jacket. Behind him is a list of instructions (in Russian). He 'sucks in a cigarette as though he's a drowning...

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you ****ing bought one, DULL

No thats a heater pipe this is crap

who says i own one, just fancied being a cnut heard on the grape vine how the landy forum is abusing its own members adverts come on guys sort it out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:violent:

**** off

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