What a bullying, unfriendly and ignorant jerk you are Dr Evil! My reasonable request was polite and was framed in the terminology of the descriptor to this section of the site....."LandyZone Courier Service If you need something collecting or dropping off somewhere...." (my emphasis in bold...

I left a couple of items at my sister's house in Edgworth, near Bolton, last weekend and could do with being reunited with them before 7th August. They are a rubber boot mat and a rear luggage cover. I need them delivered to Oxford, Witney or Woodstock areas (or anywhere near Long Hanborough...