Is there a second not to go with it or do we have to Keith Richards the charlie? Its such a waste if you have stubble and the novelty of people licking your face soon wears off.

The diaphragm (transmission tunnel) bolts to bulkhead, fit captive nuts if you can, with everything apart its easy, put an engine in there and gearbox and removal is difficult, its hard to get a spanner behind the bulkhead to remove the gearbox tunnel. The heater box will fit, use a new seal and...

The trombone , stroke it, STROKE THE TROMBONE!

Resistance due to bad contacts burns out the stalk, resistance creates heat. Like any electrical switch they need cleaning, you can disassemble them to clean , they are very basic, or run a can of servisol through them. When clean the switches are more than capable of handling the power. An easy...

How do you know the plates were not legit? You cant really make plates up nowadays.

Could you not have just bought the correct pipe for the block?

19j doesnt have a fuel cooler thingy.

Nope, just cashing in on other peoples insecurities.

Are you looking at my firm royal rump?

Do you identify as something else? A washing machine perhaps? Are you sick and tired of being expected to be rough and butch due to your gender? Had enough of Brut wearing biker types constantly wanting to buy you a cold one? Drawing the line at 'putting the boat in the water' and 'firing up the...

You need to diagnose the brakes correctly, start the engine, pump the brakes, does the pedal get hard? if so hold you foot on it, does it eventually sink? or is there nothing there to begin with? Without this info its difficult to give you any advice, does the pedal feel normal but your brakes...

My and the wee man have tried sleeping in the landy out on greenlanes and its just not going to happen, he loves camping and I hate camp sites, so Im thinking wild camping with a tent and trying to get a green lane that might accommodate this? I was thinking peak district but anywhere closer to...

Sideways.

Intermittent wipers? Thats posh.

I remember , not long ago , they were 30-40 quid from suppliers! Since Bearmach went bust it seems the prices for things has gone through the roof,

A new plastic one is like 30 odd quid?

I hid around the corner and shouted obscenities at it, Imagine its surprise when it found out it was me?!!

I drilled three holes for the wipers and cut all of them out to give room and prevent rattling , the holes are for the transmission tunnel, it has to be like this because when changing the clutch you need access to the gearbox bolts, you just have to copy everything on the old bulkhead across to...

Modifications to make the wipers and wiper motor fit.