**Insert jokes about rears here** Or don't insert.... Whatever floats your boat!

Only sarcasm. Unfortunately for me, my 8yo and 7yo are fantastic pupils in that particular topic!

I can just imagine the back pain! Though cheers for the link, my fella loves some big bouncing boobies so I'll be sure to send it over to him. Should cheer him up whilst he's work! lol

Ah, well as I'm not about to post my boobs any time soon, and this other person did, I think that will do for verification. Though my face is on my Twitter account (also called @TheGirlyBiker on there... coz I'm original that way!) so feel free to go stalk social media if you're that curious to...

I am neither Lady Toria or Johns mum. Sorry folks! But I feel like theres a good back story there :D As for tits, why? Are we having a contest? I'm sure yours are probably bigger than mine! ;)

Welcome and hello to you too! :)

I know it'll all come good in the end.... but I'm at an absolute loss at the moment! Doesn't help that I live out in the sticks lol as I said I'm just happy it's getting sorted but will rest a bit easier the quicker it's sorted and home!

A good little motor that's currently costing me an arm and a leg haha. The gears felt all stiff last Wednesday, sent mechanic friend a text asking him to come take a look at the weekend. Thursday, no clutch! Told the garage I suspected master cylinder had gone. Turns out I was right but also the...

Love it! I hope you don't have to sing at it too often! I did debate renaming Lady Beast but mum told me she'd beat me if I did and my kids loved the name. My old Toyota Yaris was ironically named "Mr Zippy"

Nope! I've barely got the patience to help my kids with their homework most days nevermind a classroom full of kids!! haha Why do you ask?

I've had a look through Anything Goes. Compared to some groups I'm in on other sites, it's all fairly tame so I'll be fine lol :)

With some of them, I've definitely had my suspicions on that front haha

Haha don't worry! Not a snowflake ;) I've been working as a barmaid in a biker bar for the last 5 years or so.... you learn quickly to sink or swim, as the other staff rip the **** just as well as the customers most days!

Thanks! I've been loitering in the shadows reading alot of threads for a few months now and decided it was about time I actually got involved lol

Oh trust me, the profanities name is there.... it just changes as the situation does pmsl Atm I'm riding a 38 year old Honda CM125 (named Scarlett!)... but I'll hopefully be passing my big test later this year, at which point I'll be on a also 38 year old Yamaha Maxim 750 :)

Hi there! Since I started driving I've maintained that I want a Landy. Well, last August I was able to ditch my little Toyota Yaris for a Landrover Freelander TD4 and I've been in love ever since! No it's not the "coolest" Landy (a bit 'football mum!') but she's mine and I love her. Her...