i'm sorry you feel that way, the use of inverted commas was to distinguish what is the most likely and obvious description in the absence of indisputable fact. Like to point out in response to other comments, i'm not looking to make any money off this! Just want the thing gone. Have since...

Good afternoon everyone, registered here as a bit of a long shot... so long story short, there's a Land Rover Vogue that's been abandoned in my shared secure car park for about 8 months now. It used to 'belong' to a neighbour who got evicted by his landlords back in February. He acquired it...