Well spottid Sir! Would like to say it was a deliberate test, so I will.... it was a deliberate test..... but I don't want to start off lying, I'll reserve that for future use. Incidentally, in the interest of self betterment, is this the point where, in the modern vernacular, one would insert...

Hello everyone, I don't actually own a Landy, but I used to be an auto electrician back in the day when we were called sparks, fuses were harder to blow,looms burnt for longer and you cleaned your contacts every service. Nowadays, I'm an old git,fuses pop at milliamps, looms aren't even allowed...