Arvernune orl, SWMBO av return vrum er ollydai in Norway. Us boys now be vindin oat wot us av dun wrong and wot iddun as clean as zhud be. Er vavorit punishment is tu roast dinner usin as many pots a pans as possible, knowin as how us boys be duin the woshin up.

Appi Bidet, Dan. People will now start saying "well, yer don't look it, mate!". Somehow it duddun change the way I feel 😂

That’ll get it down to a 2gb install….

Iffn yer a nailian vrum Tiverton wiv oanly free fingers then jubbly clips be a lot easier tu gerroff than them squeeze-up clips wiv holes an poke-through earses.

Mornin orl, Us boys finkin Crispmus be oaver bai now. Wimmins be lukin at ollydai caddalogs an worlpaper bukes. Taime tu berry ed in sand an wiv luck will go away.

Morning volks. Gdotter here for Christmas dinner, a day late. Vegetables prepped, turkey carved, gravy waiting for further orders. Time ferra sit doan. Have a lovely day, pilgrims.

“Hey, Igor! Wadda we gonna du wiv this leftover methanol?” “Fill up the bottles with cherries and leave it three months. You want I should do everything for ya?”

Merry Christmas tu orl us frens on yer. Elf, wealf an appiness tu yer!

Mornin orl. Cukin durkey smornin, geddit dun in advance. Busy ferra bit, avva great day.

Mornin volks Be drai a breezy yer but BBC zez us avvin a mild Crispmuss. Us boys cukin the turkey termorra. Us duddun laike turkey but SWMBO does zo us av turkey. Taime tu stoak fire an take meds. Avva gude dai frens!

Thassit. Chrispmuss cards be dun an bostid, seccon class. Bost Orifice be in zuch a state us can blame lateness on them. Be wurst necks year when that Check geezer av tuk oaver propper.

I know Apple gear gets some volks like that. I went to a MacBook about 4 years ago having got fed up with all the faff of using Microsoft and the ecosystem doesn't bother me as my major use is for editing photos. My basic 13" MacBook easily handles the DXO editing suite with only 8gb of RAM (and...

Mornin orl, Us boys dun us zhoppin zo can avva relacks dai. Stove stoked, dugs zettled, coffee brewed. Vryed brekvast ettied. Zpose us zhud ztart on Crispmuss cards zoon. Wishin yer orl a gude dai!!

That’s encouraging. Only 6 months until the nights start drawing in.

Us boys giv us chikkens a squeeze yesdi zo no zhortidge uv cuckleberries. Can post zum iffn yer short.

Was leaving Insanesbury's by 0810. If we avvent goddit then we just won't be eating it!

Us boys adda Dyane fer four years wennus wuz buyin us furst howes and razin tu kids. 200 miles wiv four up and camping kit ont roof. Never leddus doan.

Arfternune orl. Thassit, us boys dun till 2nd Jan. Managed a weak uv harf days at last. Us be lukin fourward tu a moor normal year cummin up. Us collie g has gorrim zelf a Deafener, “G” plate wivva td5 int. Tis gude tu zee a green oval daily but makes us boys miss Hippocrates 😢.

Reached me fine my bud. Thanks!

Sounds laike juss the fing fer us boys. Us be geddin short uv laighthouses doan yer.