Coming later this year, the ridiculously hot chilli sauce collection… order now for chilli-induced rectal devastation…

Lunnen taaann. TFF Nero

I am away to Brizzel first thing then Lunnen - international traveller extraordinaire.

I’ve just sat through a 2-hour finance meeting and didn’t fall asleep.

How hard can it be to find a website designer that doesn't want to charge me £800 +VAT for a single-page website?

I wonder how many people have Steemer on ignore or simply ignore the ramblings of the Walt as self-serving drivel?

I made a tomato & pepper soup last year and it was rather hot…only used 1 pepper for the entire thing!

Just ordered some different super-hots chilli plugs…

It’s far, far worse than CalMac and you end up in Shetland.

That new life insurance policy…

Yes. In a force 8 gale there and a 9 coming back. Get a cabin. The whole boat smells of chip fat and diesel. They serve a dish called Beef Olives. They are far from the peak of culinary excellence. Some members will feel right at home on Shetland:

7.55am and I'm trying to get through at least 2 sections of an NEC4 course...

Dunt work on plastic buckets

£1.50, half a curly wurly and a bag of pickled onion monster munch. Final offer.

If it says Pol Roger on it, you don’t want it but I’ll give you £1.50 for it

If you’ve forgotten your valentine card, take this;

Probably Moet, that well-known drain cleaner.

I see Weymouth’s second best assistant barman is back with more invaluable advice 🤣

Successfully handed over 12,000 square feet of office space to Cap Gemini, a whole week before planned PC date so bonu$ time…