Twuz zertainly gude weathers tu Kent. Us come ohm zmornin annit ztartid rennin as zoon as us crost Exe river bai Tiverton!

Mornin orl. Us bin tu Kent yezdi furra scadderin uv an nold frenz ashes. Er were 95 zo twuz a nappi event wi beer anna barbecue. Sore a load uv ole frenz vrum vorty yurs ago an adda gude chuckle. Then back tu Aldershot furra gude naights zleep an druv ohm zmornin, wuz indores by 0800. Twerent...

Ah, come on WL! Our Kev’s not an MP! Morning all!

Us duddun drink zider no moor. Baaaaad memories - or lack of ‘em!

Ere us goes agen. Bit tu du at wurk an mebbee a bidda shoppin. Us nodda loud alcohol right now but went doan pub lars naight ferra beer wi us mates. Us hated froot joos zo adda go at this: Tiddun arf bad ferra low alk beer. Us’ll pud up wiv it! Avva grand day, folks!

Mornin orl! Us boys goan tu try wurk agen, godda foo things tu ged dun. Gout in me hand be fadin zo no point lazin aboat iffn there be wurk tu du. A gude dai tu yer orl!

Us boys reckon turbo lacks be a blimmin fast salmon. Probly tu fast ferra man inna kilt tu tickle un.

Gude mornin frens, be dull doan yer but a bru will soon change that. Mebbee an egg or tu anorl. Us brekvustin skills be up tu this challenge.

Mornin orl, a bit dull here tu but still drai. Not wurkin tudai, catchin up ont sleep front. Avva gude dai, frens!

SWMBO gorrit vrumma elf store. Tis tablets (not tablet) an I godda tayke a brace a day. Or else.

Unfortunately alcohol-free for the next 10 weeks.....

Thanks! I know swmbo has pots of this in the pantry so will give it a go. Will it make me orange as Trump?

I get gout periodically in my left hand and wrist, hurts but normally can get it under control with paracetamol, codeine and ibuprofen. Lasts about a week. Problem is I’m not allowed ibuprofen while on the chemo drugs so the inflammation will run riot! Seeing the oncologist on Tuesday so have to...

Bin tu farm store, bort zum icecream an zum wyre brushes furme drill tu clene up crankcases speshly. Quite liked luke uv zum hurdles anna dehornin iron but us oanly liv in terraced cottage zo probly a bidduv oavakill. Got gout anorl. Hurts laike beggary!!

Mornin volks, be drai an braight doan ere in Debn. SWMBO is off tu wurkin tess wivver Labradorian protege smornin zo us boys off tu browse tule section in us local varm store.

Be fassinadin ferrus Debn boys. Stone cudve come vrum Horknee, where em av tooms contempry wiv Pyreemids. Shows ow widespread their belief system wuz an ow commonplace the maffemadics em needed tu achieve what they did. Em ad zame branes as wot us du, em layin foundations fer wot us av now...

Mornin orl, Goan tu wurk agen, veelin ok. Will be a squirrel-free dai but tis ok cuz us av run oat uv nuts. Drai a dull ere but vorecast tu be bedder ledder on. Avva productive dai, frens.

Tis enuff fer one dai. Us boys slinging us hook. Gnight frens.

+1 for the Michelins, if you would like an alternative then Vredestein Quadrac are excellent as well.

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