This ****e thing :) http://www.landyzone.co.uk/lz/f16/one-off-freelander-you-wont-see-another-122798.html

I watched the launch video, filmed at Kensington palace and was filled with deep loathing! What a bunch of inbreds, cocks and wannabes. Perhaps Emma was there too....

Strictly in a sense of fun of course.... Hahahaha, once again from the closet dear juicy :)

I have 05 sport, without heated screen - they were optional. TD4 manual if you want 35+ mpg. Great car if you get a goodun/check the appropriate bits. Sort the recommended tweaks out and it'll be a pleasure. I was experiencing some stalling issues at low revs but crankcase filter/egr bypass and...

http://www.landyzone.co.uk/lz/f9/td4-crankcase-filter-62361.html :D Have a proper read up of the stickies and big threads, it really helped me get a quick overview. Also there's a search function on here!! ;)

Santa's helpers send their respects ;)

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Cool, hopefully you'll be able to give us a little tutorial with pics and diagrams too! Always good to have the hands-on method noted, pitfalls etc.... good luck :)

Does the garage know what it's doing? It needs an experts eye and ear on it, not guesswork....crankcase fillter changed? You don't mention it and it can have a seriously negative effect. (Or maybe that's what you mean by fuel filter??).Turbo filter (hangs on tube at back of engine) may need...

I have 235/50/18 on my Freelander Sport with Hankook RA23's - not exactly knobblies but good enough if you aren't braking/steering hard! There's plenty info on this forum regarding tires and driving technique. Not an alloys issue really! Use engine braking rather than the brakes when possible...

Depending on version, figures are 100/102 mph top speed, it aint a lotus elise!

Yep, agree that the driver may not be the best ever! Bla bla bla gaylanders (yawn) - it's the fecker behind the wheel that brings the best out of the vehicle. I witness some apalling disco and rangie driving around my area on a regular basis.

I've seen various keys on ebay but you'd need to know the code of course... If you haven't already contacted the seller, might be worth doing in case they put it somewhere else... did you check centre console stash box?

A lot would depend on how big your crack is... :mooning:

I ordered a new tire (Hankook RA23 235/50/18) and had good comms and prompt service, all on schedule and no worries. Weatherwise right now, might prove not so prompt :)

:D:D:D:D Ian, you are a legend! Eloquent and accurate! I have never heard the same 'joke' told so many times. It'd be annoying if it wasn't just a bit sad. Takes all sorts. People of limited wit too ;)

Aside from all the freebie owners that love them, err, righto then!

Tarquin Quimm (38) from Great Yarmouth, Norfolk admitted yesterday to an uncontrollable obsession for having sex with cars, particularly Range Rovers. "I don't know what it is about cars" explained Mr. Quimm "but they just do it for me. I think it's the way my dick slides up the exhaust pipe...

Read all the stickies and you'll have a bloody good idea what to expect/look out for. If you get a goodun it's a peach but a budget of 2.5 is not going to get you top spec/low mileage obviously. :)