1. dazjam

    **New** freelander recovery unit.....

    You want to what my what with your what? PERVERT! (yes :D) PS Those slingbacks you lent me are too tight. See you down the Sausage and Ferret next weekend honeybuns
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    **New** freelander recovery unit.....

    Ah, twas a pleasure and it took about 2 minutes! The Gratch doll is very "accomodating" if you know what I mean! It can repeat all your catchphrases but I like "Oooh... that's a big...engine, whoopsee!" the best :D
  3. dazjam

    **New** freelander recovery unit.....

    Wow, that's a massively heterosexual dig! Doesn't look like queenly bitching at all. Ahem. :eek::p:D
  4. dazjam

    **New** freelander recovery unit.....

    Gayfender Arsecovery Queeries Rearend Rover Hur hur hur, s'funny... ooh yeah burn it! hur hur hur doors , ur, off, hur hur Nice one :D
  5. dazjam

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!warning!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    So you bought a discovery then? :D
  6. dazjam

    Egr Blanking Mod

    If you want a pipe and peg combo, pm me and I'll send you one. Free for freelanderers! :D
  7. dazjam

    Egr Blanking Mod

    That kind of 'modifying' has been done by a member before who cut out the valve and sealed his egr so not impossible but I would also prefer to have the original part unaltered 'just in case'. Probably never need to put it back once replaced but one never knows. You'll see a major improvement...
  8. dazjam

    My Freelander makes people sick.

    Brilliant. SO original! :doh:
  9. dazjam

    favourite frelander

    :D
  10. dazjam

    My Freelander makes people sick.

    :mooning: Dunno wot u mean!
  11. dazjam

    Protecting your privacy on the internet-many don't

    Phone boxes?! :eek::D
  12. dazjam

    freelander 1.8 petrol won't start please help!

    Was bored of it after 4 weeks. Some folk see it as lame and repetitive, some think it's fun....I don't mind having the **** taken or taking the ****, I do it all day long, but I know when it's not funny any more.... :doh:
  13. dazjam

    Somethings Not Right!?

    I like it! Me, I wouldn't have bought a 1.8 as it's a nightmare project as I think you now know... I'm more interested in the re-branding of the other vehicles! Freelander is good as is ;) Gayfender = defender but what about others? Suggestions? Queeries = series Dickostomy = discovery...
  14. dazjam

    freelander 1.8 petrol won't start please help!

    Then I will forgive you, but only the once. I'm not a fan of the same joke a thousand times so call me intolerant! :D
  15. dazjam

    freelander 1.8 petrol won't start please help!

    "In Internet slang, a troll is someone who posts inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum, chat room, or blog, with the primary intent of provoking other users into a desired emotional response" Or LZ members who have the wit...
  16. dazjam

    What a Numb Nuts

    Holy crap! Don't you just wanna get £800's worth of flesh!! Little bast@rds :mad:
  17. dazjam

    freelander 1.8 petrol won't start please help!

    How original! :bored: :bored: :bored: :bored: Troll off and get a new line ffs! :5bbeatdeadhorse5:
  18. dazjam

    Brilliant avatar,, had to comment, laughing still :D

    Brilliant avatar,, had to comment, laughing still :D
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    EGR problem

    Pic borrowed from tuning diesels site :) If you are talking about the exhaust blank side, that pipe needs to be attached with a particular split type clip which should have been on the end of the original assembly. Definitely wants to be attached. Is that what you mean?